Peanuts next to Nuts. This is Nuts.

One time I was at a football game with my beloved Father-in-law. He is a very giving and caring person. He always offers me stuff such as food, drinks, snacks, even the shirt off his back. My father-in-law, offered me some peanuts that were in his pants pocket. It was a very hot day. All I could think that those peanuts were sitting next to his warm nuts. I just smiled and said no thank you. Unfortunately, as kind as my father-in-law is, he kept asking throughout the entire game. Bless him.

Thanks Pa for offering the Peanuts. I appreciate the gester just not your nuts.

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